Monday, August 12, 2013

An App that measures how good you are in Sex

so this seems extremely bizarre that people are meeting and getting married via social media, well now there is an app that monitors your performance in the bedroom called Spreadsheets.

According to their website it keeps records of how many times you've had sex, date, and time. The App Documents how many times you thrust, moan, and how loud you yell and scream. The App supposedly doesn't hold on to any of this footage its done ephemeral or temporarily held.

Let's be Realistic not all of us scream. yell, or say dirty things when we are fucking, and some people receive pleasure through silence so unless this app can connect to your emotions then I don't see the accuracy being very high.

But if you would like to know how many thrusts, grunts, moans, how fast and hard it goes then you might want to consider it, I mean it wouldn't hurt to try but because there isn't anything attached to your senses its just studying your sound, this is like perfect for nerds, or someone obsessively compulsively keeping track of information(informania) be our guests and let us know how it works out!

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